14 Sex Facts You Would Never Tell Your Mother

Posted Apr 09, by Jose Duarte

It's incredibly ironic, but prior to his presidency, FDR signed off on a secret Navy unit to seek out homosexuals. In 1919,  Franklin Delano Roosevelt was the assistant secretary of the Navy. While the Navy secretary was in Europe, FDR signed off on an undercover Navy unit to investigate homosexual acts within the military.

It later became known as the Newport Scandal. Newport, Rhode Island’s Naval Base had numerous complaints of sexual solicitation by males around the base. So, FDR’s Navy unit sought to entrap these men. Surprisingly, the unit was ordered to perform oral sex on suspected homosexuals on base, including a clergyman! Once the story broke, FDR claimed memory lapse and never admitted to signing off on the operation.

Surprisingly, this could have completely destroyed FDRs political career. Many people credit his later illness that left him paralyzed as the reason his career did not spiral down. FDR, of course, later went on to become the president of the US.


She says that her 38KKK implants saved her from a car crash by serving as airbags. Sheyla Hershey, who owns the world's largest breast implants, was driving back from a Super Bowl party, when she lost control of her car and swerved into a tree.

She was cited for drunk driving and failing to wear a seatbelt, however she escaped relatively unscathed. She said: "I think my breasts saved my life. The accident was bad and my boobs are sore, but they protected the rest of me."

Apparently she feels the need to be even safer, because she wants to have surgery to increase her breast size by 2 more cup sizes. 


In an ABC News Primetime investigation, producers discovered bodily fluid stains in ALL 20 hotel rooms surveyed, no matter the price. Most of these stains are not visible to the naked eye, but they were found everywhere - on the beds, carpets, walls....even on the Bible!

Despite the alarmingly gross results, these stains are completely harmless - no microbes are growing on them because they are dried and sterile. Fortunately, the survey's results convinced many of the hotel managers to train their cleaning staffs to use black lights!

This rather peculiar form of zoophilia is when a person enjoys being crawled upon or nibbled by small insects! Usually it is various species of ants, but other insects such as non-poisonous spiders are also used. 

The insects are usually placed on the genitals, or any area of the body that the person wishes, and the resulting tickling or stinging sensation becomes a strange form of arousal. 

Even more unnerving, insects have been used throughout history to inflict psychological distress on another person! 


It's called a Rectovaginal fistula. It's an abnormal connection between the rectum and the vagina. 

If the connection becomes wide enough, it can cause feces and flatulence to escape through the vagina. The main causes for it can happen because of birth complications with inadequate healthcare.

They can also be a symptom of diseases like certain infections or a result of a botched surgery. 


The term for someone who's sexually attracted to trees is Dendrophilia. Although it literally means "love of trees," it is commonly used to refer to a paraphilia in which people are sexually attracted or aroused by trees. This may involve sexual contact with trees or venerations as phallic symbols.

A Paraphilia is described as a form of sexual arousal to objects, situations or individuals that are not part of normative stimulation and may cause distress or serious problems for the paraphiliac. Here's some other ones for you:

  • Agalmatophilia: Statues, mannequins and immobility.
  • Apotemnophilia: to having an amputation (on yourself)
  • Autagonistophilia: Being on stage or on camera
  • Autassassinophilia: Being in life-threatening situations.
  • Dacryphilia: Trees or crying.
  • Emetophilia: Vomit.
  • Formicophilia: Attraction to being crawled on by insects.
  • Pyrophilia: Fire
  • Vorarephilia: the idea of eating or being eaten by others. 


His name is Masanobu Sato from Japan, and he went 9 hours and 57 minutes continually masturbating at the annual Masturbate-A-Thon in San Francisco. Believe it or not, he does have a girlfriend. Sato lives with his girlfriend and practices several hours every day to ensure that he wins his competitions and keeps the world record. She takes the whole deal pretty well, as she considers it his hobby. 

To train, Sato swam twice a week for endurance and gained 5 kgs of muscle. He says his goal is to make masturbating less taboo around the world and treats his hobby like a real sport. The Masturbate-a-thon is put together by the Center for Sex and Culture, where the yearly competition is held in a place called 'The Masturbatorium.'

It's called the Bubble Baba Challenge. It got started in 2003, when a group of friends (who happened to be drunk, big surprise) thought it would be HILARIOUS to ride blow-up sex dolls as rafts and race them on a river in Losevo, a town near St. Petersburg in Russia. 

While only 60 people participated the first time, the race on the Vouska River now attracts more than 800 people, even though it only lasts 3 minutes! While only men participated at first, the race attracts all kinds of people now (and all kinds of sex dolls too)

Check out the a video of the race here (only if you're over 18!)


The largest erect human penis ever recorded is 13.5 inches long.

It belongs to New Yorker Jonah Cardeli Falcon, a bisexual American actor and talk-show host. His willy is 9.5 in (24.13 cm) flaccid, 13.5 in (34.29 cm) erect. But the huge penis is not a blessing - it rather condemns him to loneliness. He lives with his mom and his whale penis, without a girlfriend for 12 years.

\'When I meet people they find it hard to look me in the eye, they just see what\'s in my trousers. It\'s become a real problem. When I was younger I went out in tight pants and would sleep with a different person every night, but I became burned out and disillusioned. My last relationship ended in 1996. Now I just want to find a steady girlfriend who doesn\'t think I\'m a freak show\'.

Say you're a strapping young gentleman in the cities of Gothenburg, Stockholm or Malmö. After a nice night out with your date, you find yourself in a situation where the possibility of having sex is very likely. There's only one problem, though. You don't have condoms. You're already heading home and there's no way for you to get the necessary protection to have safe sex. What are you supposed to do?

You call the "Cho-San Express," a truck that goes around the city, and for only 50 kronor (less than $10), you get 10 condoms delivered to the convenience of your home! The truck was introduced by a condom maker that was alarmed by the low rate of condom use by young people. According to them, only 25% of young people between 16-25 used condoms.

The truck was more about sending a humorous, but educational message, rather than a permanent campaign. As a PR stunt, however, it's pretty clever, don't you think?


There’s a disease that can slow down or even prevent puberty.

Kallmann syndrome or Kallmann’s syndrome is a dysfunction of the endocrine system. The hypothalamus fails to produce Gonadotropin-releasing hormone (GnRH), so your body doesn’t develop secondary sexual characteristics. These would include vocal changes, pubic hair and other body hair, enlargement of the genitals, development of breasts for women, and redistribution of muscle tissue for men.

Left untreated, people with Kallmann’s syndrome will be infertile. Treatment involves using hormone replacement therapy to induce puberty artificially. Even with treatment, Kallmann’s syndrome sufferers tend to lose their ability to smell.

While rare, sometimes people are born with certain anomalies that may or may not be noticeable. We've covered, for example, kids who are born with extra limbs or fingers and need to be operated on to get rid of them. It's estimated that somewhere between 0.4 and 6% of women are born with an extra breast or even pairs of breasts. Most of them do not develop fully.

The tissue is often misdiagnosed as being lymphatic or cystic. They're usually located in the lower armpit and are known as accessory breasts. Yet some others are born with an extra nipple or nipples, usually located under the breasts. While it's an oddity, neither the extra nipples nor the accessory breasts need to be removed in usual circumstances.


It is well known that circumcision can be traced back to ancient Egypt. Culturally, it is still prevalent among Jewish and Islamic families, but is also fairly common throughout the US. The reason for this is partly because of American cornflake magnate John Harvey Kellogg. 

Kellogg declared a ‘war on masturbation’ at the end of the 19th century, which sparked an ‘anti-masturbation hysteria’ in society. This was in part because he was an influential politician. Many doctors thought that masturbation would lead to exhaustion, paralysis, and heart disease. 

In addition to recommending eating corn flakes as a means to prevent masturbation, Kellogg decided to use circumcision as a means also. At the time, it was hailed as a very practical idea. It was thought that not using any anesthetic would make boys associate masturbation with the pain felt during circumcision. 

The concept spread through English speaking countries, and because of its place in certain cultures and the likelihood that circumcised fathers will circumcise their sons, it is still very present today. You can read all about it at the source



Bibles in hotels is something you're probably extremely familiar with if you've ever stayed in a hotel. The owner of the Damson Dene Hotel in England, however, decided to upend this tradition for something more… porny.

He replaced the Bibles in his room for copies of international best seller and BDSM soft-porn Fifty Shades of Grey in his hotel's nightstands. The man said he had originally thought about putting the famous Ayn Rand novel Altas Shrugged, but decided on the former Twilight-Fanfiction because it was so popular.

The owner bought this hotel from a Methodist group. He says he hopes that people who are shy about reading the book in public will enjoy having it near their bedsides.

What ONE book would you put in nightstands if you owned a hotel?


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