Two guys in England are a little too obsessed with comics. I mean, comics are pretty awesome, but they took it to a whole new level; a very questionable level. Kelvin Borbage was 22 and his friend Daniel Knox-Hewson was 23 when they got together and formulated a very bad idea. They decided to take as many comic names as possible, mash them together, and make a name. These weren’t just any names, though; they were names the boys would legally change theirs to. So, Kelvin Borbage is now legally named Baron. Well, that’s his short first name. His whole name is Baron Venom Balrog Sabretooth Vader Megatron Vegeta Robotnik Magneto Bison Sephiroth Lex Luthor Skeletor Joker Grind.

Daniel, well Danny boy is now Emperor legally. His full name is now Emperor Spiderman Gandalf Wolverine Skywalker Optimus Prime Goku Sonic Xavier Ryu Cloud Superman HeMan Batman Thrash. You only wish you were as cool as them, I know.